Reverse Living
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Reverse Living – Author Unknown

Life is tough.

It takes up a lot of your time,

All of your weekends,

And what do you get at the end of it?

…..Death, a great reward

I think that the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way.

Then you live 20 years in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you’re too young,

You get a gold watch and you go to work.

You work 40 years until you’re

Young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You go to college,

You party until you’re ready for high school,

You become a little kid, you play,

You have no responsibilities,

You become a little girl or boy,

You go back into the womb,

And you spend your last nine months floating.

And you finish off as a gleam in someone’s eye.